A dirty old man by the name of Robert Kraft, a billionaire who owns the New England Patriots, the No. 1 American football team, was caught using the massage places and photographed paying for what should come naturally. I don’t like Kraft because he’s a groupie and a phony, and now I like him even less because he’s also a cheapskate. He paid 200 bucks, a sum that doesn’t take a working girl very far.
— Read on www.takimag.com/article/nothing-but-phonies/

Satire at its best