The farmer said, “Can’t do
that. I went and spent it already.”

They said, “OK then, just
bring us the dead mule.”

The farmer asked, “What in
the world ya’ll gonna do with a dead mule?”

  Curtis said, “We gonna raffle him off.”

  The farmer said, “You
can’t raffle off a dead mule!”

Leroy said, “We sure can! Heck, we don’t hafta
tell nobody he’s dead!”

 

A couple of weeks later,
the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked.

  “What’d you fellers ever do with that dead mule?”

  They said, “We raffled him
off like we said we wuz gonna do.”

  Leroy said, “Shucks, we
sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $998.”

The farmer said, “My Lord, didn’t anyone complain?”

 

Curtis said, “Well, the
feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back.”

Curtis and Leroy now work
for the government.

They’re overseeing the
Medicare and Social
Security

Programs.

 

  Limit all U.S. politicians
to two Terms.

One in office and one in prison